The Annoyed Christian: This week, we tackle the "Online-Only Christian"—the one who's replaced the messy reality of church with a comfy streaming subscription. Stop being a spectator! The convenience of watching from bed turns you from a contributor to a consumer, giving you dangerous control over a life meant for surrender. Citing Hebrews 10:24-25, we argue that "not neglecting to meet together" means a physical gathering, not just hitting 'play.' When you stay home, you dodge real accountability and weaken the entire body by withholding your spiritual gifts, proving that Christian life is a "contact sport" that can't be played via Wi-Fi. This is your call to action: Turn off the stream, stop being an apathetic consumer, and get back to the physical, God-ordained gathering of believers.