The AMPire Diaries Episode 121: The Originals - “Exquisite Corpse”
This BODY is INCREDIBLE? NUH. This CORPSE is EXQUISITE. Yeah. That’s more like it. (And yes, I realized after the fact that this bit fits the Drake “Hotline Bling” meme. Sorry for that unintentional corniness. I was actually originally going for The Social Network corniness.) The second season of The Originals really is cooking with propane. That’s because, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Exquisite Corpse” (Season 2, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:
- …for 8 and a half minutes (and this is the ABRIDGED version) about things that AREN’T TVDU-related in the intro, in case you wanna skip some dog co-host and movie etiquette talk.
- Exquisite Corpse, a signature scent.
- P.S. LaToya had some audio issues in this one–mostly resolved in the edit–but there are moments when she’s not as clear as she usually would be on mic.
- Women’s rights and women’s wrongs, as exemplified by Freya Mikaelson and Eva Sinclair.
- What GOOD sexpionage looks like, STEVE. Here’s that sexy Bonnie and Clyde shit we were looking for.
- Ya gotta watch Blindspot, gang. Ya just gotta.
- We just know that Claire still won’t sign SHIT. God love her.
- The lack of urgency we’ve been dealing with from the Mikaelsons lately… it’s because Klaus simply hasn’t been paying attention to this season. (Couldn’t be us.)
- Is Marcel being a bad dad or a cool (aka “badd”) dad?
- Look, you’ll never catch your AMPie Queens ending up in a horror movie.
- The Magic Limbo.
- Hayley… We love you, girl… But you’ve gotta stop being such a bitca to other women. (But also, never stop. It’s really funny..)
“CONTROLLING THE DEMON” (“Exquisite Corpse”... and wow, I guess that means we really should’ve listened to the episode’s voiceover more than we did…)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).
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The Official CW Promo for “Exquisite Corpse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiHjVasHVNU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Exquisite Corpse”: LET’S GO SAVE SOME WITCH KIDS (WITH SEXPIONAGE)
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 121: The Originals - “Exquisite Corpse”
This BODY is INCREDIBLE? NUH. This CORPSE is EXQUISITE. Yeah. That’s more like it. (And yes, I realized after the fact that this bit fits the Drake “Hotline Bling” meme. Sorry for that unintentional corniness. I was actually originally going for The Social Network corniness.) The second season of The Originals really is cooking with propane. That’s because, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Exquisite Corpse” (Season 2, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:
- …for 8 and a half minutes (and this is the ABRIDGED version) about things that AREN’T TVDU-related in the intro, in case you wanna skip some dog co-host and movie etiquette talk.
- Exquisite Corpse, a signature scent.
- P.S. LaToya had some audio issues in this one–mostly resolved in the edit–but there are moments when she’s not as clear as she usually would be on mic.
- Women’s rights and women’s wrongs, as exemplified by Freya Mikaelson and Eva Sinclair.
- What GOOD sexpionage looks like, STEVE. Here’s that sexy Bonnie and Clyde shit we were looking for.
- Ya gotta watch Blindspot, gang. Ya just gotta.
- We just know that Claire still won’t sign SHIT. God love her.
- The lack of urgency we’ve been dealing with from the Mikaelsons lately… it’s because Klaus simply hasn’t been paying attention to this season. (Couldn’t be us.)
- Is Marcel being a bad dad or a cool (aka “badd”) dad?
- Look, you’ll never catch your AMPie Queens ending up in a horror movie.
- The Magic Limbo.
- Hayley… We love you, girl… But you’ve gotta stop being such a bitca to other women. (But also, never stop. It’s really funny..)
“CONTROLLING THE DEMON” (“Exquisite Corpse”... and wow, I guess that means we really should’ve listened to the episode’s voiceover more than we did…)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
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Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Exquisite Corpse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiHjVasHVNU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Exquisite Corpse”: LET’S GO SAVE SOME WITCH KIDS (WITH SEXPIONAGE)
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
120 - The Vampire Diaries - A Bird in a Gilded Cage
The AMPire Diaries
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120 - The Vampire Diaries - A Bird in a Gilded Cage
The AMPire Diaries Episode 120: The Vampire Diaries - “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”
Alright, now is the time to get serious, AMPies. We’re in a post-“Downward Spiral” world after all now. Not that any of our Mystic friends seem to really care about that. Oh boy. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries “A Bird in a Gilded Cage” (Season 6, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:
- You know, it really is silly to get mad about things that haven’t even happened yet…
- …except for in our case, where we are absolutely right to be furious about things that will happen in the future of the TVDU
- Matty Blue > Matty Blue Lives Matter
- Has any fictional character had more dead parents than Elena Gilbert?
- Trying to make a good impression on your boyfriend’s mass murderer of a mom (it’s harder than you think)
- Are Enzo and Damon even friends anymore?
- Okay, but really: What are they doing (or not doing) with our boy Enzo?
- Watch out, Enzo: There's a new Cruel Intentions plan in town
- LaToya and Morgan’s worst argument yet, over something VERY stupid
- PARKER ABRAMS CAST
- A lot of bleeps, going back to that whole ‘getting mad about things that haven’t even happened yet’ thing
- But Lily Salvatore! She started off so good!
- Looks like Jolly Rancher (singular) is back on the menu, AMPies
“DAMON TRAVELS TO THE 1903 PRISON WORLD” (“A Bird in a Gilded Cage”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
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Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBIO_I6JGHY
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”: WOO! SPRING BREAK! WOO! (SO, NO NEED TO PAY EXTRAS! WOO!)
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
The AMPire Diaries
The AMPire Diaries Episode 121: The Originals - “Exquisite Corpse”
This BODY is INCREDIBLE? NUH. This CORPSE is EXQUISITE. Yeah. That’s more like it. (And yes, I realized after the fact that this bit fits the Drake “Hotline Bling” meme. Sorry for that unintentional corniness. I was actually originally going for The Social Network corniness.) The second season of The Originals really is cooking with propane. That’s because, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and still mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Exquisite Corpse” (Season 2, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:
- …for 8 and a half minutes (and this is the ABRIDGED version) about things that AREN’T TVDU-related in the intro, in case you wanna skip some dog co-host and movie etiquette talk.
- Exquisite Corpse, a signature scent.
- P.S. LaToya had some audio issues in this one–mostly resolved in the edit–but there are moments when she’s not as clear as she usually would be on mic.
- Women’s rights and women’s wrongs, as exemplified by Freya Mikaelson and Eva Sinclair.
- What GOOD sexpionage looks like, STEVE. Here’s that sexy Bonnie and Clyde shit we were looking for.
- Ya gotta watch Blindspot, gang. Ya just gotta.
- We just know that Claire still won’t sign SHIT. God love her.
- The lack of urgency we’ve been dealing with from the Mikaelsons lately… it’s because Klaus simply hasn’t been paying attention to this season. (Couldn’t be us.)
- Is Marcel being a bad dad or a cool (aka “badd”) dad?
- Look, you’ll never catch your AMPie Queens ending up in a horror movie.
- The Magic Limbo.
- Hayley… We love you, girl… But you’ve gotta stop being such a bitca to other women. (But also, never stop. It’s really funny..)
“CONTROLLING THE DEMON” (“Exquisite Corpse”... and wow, I guess that means we really should’ve listened to the episode’s voiceover more than we did…)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries obsessive) on their continuing podcast journey.* Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
* And sometimes Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—AMPie Queen, Vampire Diaries newcomer, now former host) and Michael Chasin (@mchasin—AMPie Boy, Vampire Diaries obsessive, sort of host).
Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
Skeet at us! ampdiariespod.bsky.social
Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod
Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/
The Official CW Promo for “Exquisite Corpse”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiHjVasHVNU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Exquisite Corpse”: LET’S GO SAVE SOME WITCH KIDS (WITH SEXPIONAGE)
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.
