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The Alien in Trump’s Head
The Alien
43 episodes
7 months ago
Sharing what it’s like to be the alien in Trump’s head. Hear why I say, do and tweet the things I do. It makes more sense when you know that there’s an alien behind it all. Find out why.
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Sharing what it’s like to be the alien in Trump’s head. Hear why I say, do and tweet the things I do. It makes more sense when you know that there’s an alien behind it all. Find out why.
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The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 43 - And election season is over...
Remember to vote for an alien, as in me, The Alien in Trump's Head. Unless you want a human like Kamala, of course. The choice is yours! It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
3 minutes 50 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 42 - My species visits Mars and other important Earthly news
I make sure to discuss aliens (like me) on Rog's podcast because it's important for voters to know my stance on the important issues of the day.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
5 minutes 37 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 41 - Of being a World Wrestler archetype IRL (as an alien in a head)
I model the behavior of the Trump-suit presidential candidate off the theatrical world of wrestling, including the trash-talking and bravado of a man full of steroids and painted by a committee of 8 year old boy geniuses.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
7 minutes

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 40 - Producing bibles with my international nemesis
I like to sell things to Americans that they already have (see episode 11), like values and bibles. To save money and ignore the values I sell, the "God Bless the USA" bibles have been manufactured in China, one of the Trump-suits favorite words to say. Hear why from a TAITH pov. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
7 minutes 13 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 39 - The criticality of my flying cars policy
Most of my campaign promises involve boring stuff like taxes and immigration, but what I really care about (besides causing chaos for the entertainment of the people back on my planet) is funneling your hard-earned money into flying cars. We have flying personal vehicles on my planet and I think it'd be way cooler here on earth if you had them too. I'm not going to give you our secrets, but I will spend your money on it.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
6 minutes

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 38 - Of Being a Mean Liar with a Weak Ego
At a rally in Wisconsin, I had the Trump-suit testing taunts like calling my competition mentally disabled. Also, so specifically saying she was born that way. Hear how I used insults in a supposedly adult-based campaign to cap off an event filled with misleading statistic. It's all part of my chaos strategy for the people on my planet's entertainment.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
8 minutes 37 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 37 - Empty (and vague) promises: my appeal to women
Paternalistically, I try to court "the women" vote using only ambiguous lip service, saying things like "we'll take care of you". The Trump-suit doesn't know what that means in a practical sense, but is desperately trying to show you that it cares. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
9 minutes 34 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 36 - My legacy of improving America with chaos
Let's dive into the all the tremendous things I did to enhance life in America, like how I handled the pandemic and ripping out over 100 environmental regulations. Next time, I'll do even more good. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
10 minutes 54 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 35 - Let's get ready to RAMBLE!!!
For the debate between me and the Vice President, I thought I'd share how I use both anger and ignorance to optimize my rambling vocal output. It's quite amazing what you can do, both in chaos and damage, when you're single-mindedly focused on oneself.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
10 minutes 42 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 34 - I fail English, History and Ethics all in one speech
Since the Trump-suit is making things up, poorly referencing past events, speaking in non-sequiturs, and misleading people, I decided to take an academic approach in this episode and grade my performance. You'll see I have room for improvement.  Also, I give a sneak peak about a few other aliens on earth (●◎●) It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
16 minutes 8 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 33 - Lost, scared and $h***ing the Trump-suit
The Trump-suit is confused this week as it grapples with the Veep's looks and crowd sizes, both things that are paramount to winning an election for the president of the United States of America. Hear how the Trump-suit intends to earn your vote by fretting these important issues.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH or https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
12 minutes 57 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 32 - Bird cemeteries got me squawking
I'll admit that I identify with birds, since I'm kind of related. I don't know what's more shocking, that the Trump-suit has an alien controlling it or that my DNA is more closely linked to birds than humans. Come hear this, and why I discuss bird cemeteries on the campaign trail. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH or https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith   #comedypodcast
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1 year ago
7 minutes 40 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 31 - More Lies than Minutes: A Trump-suit News Conference
You may think lying is erratic, but it’s actually very intentional and can be structured into various tactics. Come hear how I use false equivalences, fortune-telling, observation selection, and so forth to create a best-selling fiction. Speaking of, someone should put all my lies in a book so we could see what the world would look like if I had unabated control. Trump's World: A Horror Story. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH or https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith  
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1 year ago
8 minutes 33 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 30 - Dual Race Confusion Strategy
On my comments about Lyin' Kamala being biracial, are you confused, or maybe even laughing at, my Dual Race Confusion Strategy? Come here me, The Alien in Trump's Head, explain this mind-boggling perspective through the lens of branding.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH or https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith  
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1 year ago
12 minutes 23 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 29 - New Rival, New Moniker on WWMS6
How I spend precious time, paid for by donors (previously taxpayers), creating new names for my opponents, like Lyin' Kamala. This one took hours. Come hear why! It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH or https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith  
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1 year ago
11 minutes 5 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 28 - My Fantasy World of Glory and Chaos
My RNC acceptance speech was boring and predictable, but that doesn't mean it was based in reality. Come hear my fantasy, which includes actual iron domes and more monuments built in the glory of the Trump-suit name.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TT https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH      
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1 year ago
9 minutes 13 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 27 - Come at me, best not miss
I, The Alien (ITH), am going to rain down a form of intergalactic societal manipulation on a scale you've never seen before. Get ready for #47.  It makes more sense when you know it's an alien. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@thealien.ith Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's Head Podcast in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH  
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1 year ago
3 minutes 30 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 26 - My faux-patriotic, pro-narcissistic winery
I am the embodiment of narcissism, and I am here to annihilate the principles of professionalism and decency because it'll be more entertaining for my species that way. Sorry it's so chaotic for you. Per usual, I used an all-important American holiday as the backdrop for ME, THE TRUMP-SUIT. It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's head in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH  
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1 year ago
13 minutes 24 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 25 - I assent. Thanks for all the immunity.
This planet is amazing, thank you for granting presidential immunity. Even though my past sordid actions may be outside the domain of official presidential capacity, I'll pardon myself when I win. Then, I'll unleash an unbridled storm of vengeance (via ridiculousness) upon my enemies. Vote November 5th for The Alien in Trump's Head, aka the Trump-suit, aka Trump, and let's create the most chaos this world has ever seen!  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's head in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH  
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1 year ago
9 minutes 26 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Ep 24 - Debates are about organized sounds, not facts
I wanted to remind you today that I am the undisputed king of mischaracterizations, hyperbole, and revisionist history. Listen to my brief debate post-mortem and how I aim to reposition the Capitol Attack of January 6, 2021 as a little nothing to worry about.  It makes more sense when you know there's an alien in there. Follow me on IG https://www.instagram.com/thealien.ith/ and X https://x.com/TheAlienITH Spread the joy of TAITH You can help share The Alien in Trump's head in 4 ways: 1. Tell a neighbor, friend or family member about TAITH 2. Rate TAITH 5 stars if you like it 3. Follow TAITH in your podcast platform of choice 4. Follow me on instagram.com/thealien.ith or x.com/TheAlienITH
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1 year ago
6 minutes 6 seconds

The Alien in Trump’s Head
Sharing what it’s like to be the alien in Trump’s head. Hear why I say, do and tweet the things I do. It makes more sense when you know that there’s an alien behind it all. Find out why.