Ever find yourself watching your favorite violent, sexual gratuitous, indie arthouse film and thought to yourself "well this is great, but is there was a way that kids can appreciate this complex form of story telling?" Well think no longer! Matt and Chris are here with some horrifying suggestions of how classic arthouse cinema can be adapted into toys and playsets for kids! I hope you are listening, Hasbro, because these are some million dollar ideas!*

*editors note: please do not listen to this episode Hasbro. These toys are horrifying and almost certainly classified as deadly weapons in most countries.