From Microsoft’s AI job study shaking up automation fears, to GPT-5’s messy launch, to Figma’s record-breaking IPO, we’re spilling every drop. We also dive into Apple’s Liquid Glass design overhaul and Figure AI’s humanoid robots—yes, the ones folding laundry and maybe stealing jobs.

Whether you like your tech tea sweet, bitter, or ice-cold, we’ve got all the sips you need.