In this episode, Claire and Gib whip out their most valuable mystery mousketools to deliver all our dear listeners to the happiest place on earth. Even the Disney gays. That’s right, this week we’re finally answering the question on everyone’s mind: Why does Disney feel so gay? It’s certainly not their politics, and it’s certainly not their content, so why does this gay people hating megacorp seem so homosexual? The only way to find out is to listen. See what I did there? A little cliffhanger. And no, I cannot fix the glitch that occurs in the first .01 seconds of this episode. I have no audio editing skills.

Talking points: Ciswhiteman2000, The ugliest man in the world, Clarabelle vogueing, The Ron DeSentis disaster, Impregnating Captain Hook