SEGMENT 1: MEET GRADY JUDD ·        Introduction to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd ·        Why he's loved: o   King of press conferences o   Entertaining delivery o   Uses props: chains, cash, photos o   Known for going viral on social media ·        Co-host banter: “You know it’s going to be good when Grady logs on.” SEGMENT 2: THE INCIDENT ·        Set the scene: o   Deputies get report of a 51-year-old man named Walter — naked in a public park o   Deputies arrive, he's dressed but trespassing → told to leave o   He walks across to the railroad tracks and causes another scene o   Arrested for trespassing again ·        Body scan procedure in jail ·        The twist: “Walter had... a full-size thermos inside his body.” SEGMENT 3: THE PRESS CONFERENCE ·        Grady Judd explains: o   Thermos was “up the exit ramp” o   Jokes while sipping from his own thermos: “Not this one!” ·        Description of the x-ray: o   “This wasn’t peeking out — this was in there.” o   Emergency surgery was needed o   Could’ve been fatal if left inside SEGMENT 4: “WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?” ·        Co-host reactions: o   “Physics?” o   “Procedure?” o   “He wasn’t thinking — probably meth involved.” ·        Walter’s record: 25 prior arrests ·        A moment of bizarre appreciation for the sheer absurdity of the situation SEGMENT 5: WHY GRADY JUDD WINS THE INTERNET AGAIN ·        Sheriff’s mastery of storytelling and public awareness ·        Polk County PR team shout-out ·        “Thank you, Walter, for the wildest story we’ve heard this week.” See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.