Lexi gets a 16-swat paddling live on the air! Nameless makes a sushi metaphor, because of course he does. If BDSM parties are a buffet, spanking parties are a fancy omakase. Lexi explains that people at BDSM parties in Austin might not actually know what they're doing, at least relative to people in bigger cities who have had real mentorship. And why do dudes show up to BDSM parties looking like they're about to clean the server racks? Put in some goddamn effort, man! Evy likes the spanking -shirts (and Hawaiian shirts!), and Lexi identifies a business opportunity for designing spanking shirts. Has the Austin kink scene found its voice yet? Lexi just wants to get spanked, she doesn't want to make friends. Nameless is fucking old and remembers when the Internet wasn't a thing. If your profile is just a dic pic (with a remote control for  scale), Evy will swipe way, way left. Nameless has a Vibram toe shoe vendetta.