From Texas to Tarmacking. From sourdough to Sligo. It’s Istanbullocks. You’ve been warned

Ray’s lost in a fairy ring somewhere west of Galway, Morgan Freeman’s reads a tennis poem ''Balls'' and segues into Sue Barker fantasies, while Liam Neeson is pitching Breaking Bread — a Ballymena crime drama about a sick chemistry teacher who illegally peddles gluten-free soda farls - any similarities with Breaking Bad are purely coincidental. Aye right!

Jorma holds the fort in Crete with tales of Greek bureaucracy, how his singing could lead to a Welsh Bafta, and an Irish DJ argues with a Jack Russell about WB Yeats. Plus music from Gorilla Radio and a restraining order from a woman in Ballina, who's been the victim of lingerie theft.

#ComedyPodcast #IrishComedy #Britishcomedy #Comedypodcast #SurrealHumour #LiamNeeson #MorganFreeman #SueBarker #Wimbledon2025 #BreakingBadSpoof #LibertyHillTexas #PodcastRecommendations #IndiePodcast

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Summer’s here — and everyone’s thrilled… except a furious Galway sex shop owner named Dave.

Ray takes us on a wild tour through the erotic aisles of Laura Jane Boutique—brace yourself, it’s not for the faint-hearted. Doris Freeman spills the tea on why her husband Morgan is sulking, while Morgan himself delivers a surprisingly heartfelt spoken word on spirituality, grief, and whisky.

Sam Smith returns with quirky confessions about his solo rituals and a baffling new ambition: to become an oyster.

And in our weekly sketch, Kaiden Stokes attempts to join a women’s football team by playing the trans card, sparking chaos and comedy in equal measure.

#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #IrishComedy #Satire #SpokenWord #TransDebate #WomenInFootball #SketchComedy

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In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks, things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End.

Jorma belts out “The Rambler”, a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame.

True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay United’s fan liaison officer turned internet legend.

In Lickey End, Norma’s standing for Reform UK but forgets politics the moment she sees her black, poultry-farming Tory rival. Love (or something like it) blossoms over his prize cock.

Ray praises actress Joan O’Ruairc for her role as long-suffering Betty and launches an unofficial campaign for her Welsh Bastard BAFTA — and no, that’s not a typo.

Packed with satire, innuendo, and the sort of nonsense that’d turn your uncle off and make your auntie want it all the harder

#TalkingIstanbullocks

#PaulBastardTorquay

#ComedyPodcast

#SketchComedy

#WelshBaftas

#KennyRogersParody

#LickeyEnd

#ReformUK

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

#PoliticalSatire

#PrizeCock

#FanLiaisonLegend

#ObituariesAndBaftas

#CultComedy

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Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.)

Expect:

– A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife

– A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns

– A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day.

Also: a cheating father explains politics to his son with a crystal clear analogy

#TalkingIstanbullocks #Top10PercentPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanParody #GaryLineker #Goats #TrumpSketch

#ElonMusk #ChrisTheTalkingDog #PodcastAnniversary #satire #surrealcomedy #banter

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He's back. He’s brooding. He’s possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches.

This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks, who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios.

Along the way, Liam overshares about romance, attempts to rebrand himself as a serious creative artist, and pitches original ideas such as:

• A romantic comedy glove-based ensemble film (Glove Actually)
• A mob drama about therapy (The Carusos)
• A masked vigilante with Wilfred the butler and Boy Wonder, Robbie. (That Man)

While giving us first-hand insight into his bizarre world of:

• Showing old ladies his 'Hamlet'
• African prostitutes
• Laughing at elephants
• Peeing in men's hands
• His short-lived career as Santa
• Dogging

Each sketch is followed by commentary from Jorma and Ray, who try (and mostly fail) to make sense of Liam’s creative process, real-life zoo visits and late night video games with celebrity friends like Carol Vorderman, Bill Nighy and Gerry Adams - and suspiciously familiar plotlines.

It’s part tribute, part chaos, part forgotten sandwiches – with extra lashings of filth.

All sketches written by Jorma Kirkko.

Voices by Liam Meeson, Jorma Kirkko, Valerie Richards, Tim Hallam

#ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy #BritishHumour #IrishHumour #LiamNeesonTaken

#DarkComedy #Parody #ComedyInterviews #NewEpisode #ListenNow #Trending #LiamNeesonNews

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Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names.

Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret.

Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself on national television and getting down to the vinegar strokes with Nigel Farage.

#comedysketches #britishhumour #middleEngland #satire

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The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.

'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.

Highlights:

• Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.
• Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.
• Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs his crystal balls and makes surprisingly accurate predictions for the month of February
• An IRA Man decides to trade a Little Armalite for a Little Cellulite.

Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion.

Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You!

All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma Kirkko

Produced by James Kirk

#Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful

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Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.

Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?

Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures!

#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode

TRANSCRIPT

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#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode

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Where else would you hear about Morgan Freeman and Bill Clinton falling out, Russell Crowe dismissing Gladiator 2 and a woke bloke getting a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future?

All this plus the usual fun and games. Talking Istanbullocks, the weekend breakfast show broadcast in a pub with original sketches, is back!!!!

#ChristmasShow #Comedy #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanPoem #BillClintonVegan #RussellCroweInterview #Gladiator2 #KaidenStokes #AChristmasCarolParody #JoanO'Ruairc

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In this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman.

Highlights:

• Liam Neeson Returns: The iconic actor and raconteur chats about his latest project—a land shark horror film, "Jowls." Is it the next "Jaws" or something truly revolutionary? Liam shares his passion for this "completely original" concept, despite some uncanny similarities to a certain Spielberg classic.
• Ray Mac’s Trampoline Troubles: After some concerning behaviour involving a trampoline and a large breasted neighbour, Ray checks into the Dr. Brutus Himmler Institute of Psychiatology. We delve into the hilarious (and slightly disturbing) contents of his recent phone records.
• Oasis Reunion: With Oasis reuniting, Morgan Freedman reminisces about the wild days of the '90s with a cheeky poem, "Definitely Maybe," recounting backstage antics with the Gallagher brothers and Robbie Williams.
• Shark Facts & Puns Galore: From the terrifying speed of the shortfin mako to the bizarre reproductive habits of sharks, we dive into the deep with some fin-tastic facts..
• Support Independent Artists: Jorma gets real about the challenges of competing with corporate giants in the podcasting world. Hear why your support means everything to independent creators.
• Special Mentions: Big shoutout to Shark Magazine, Dr. Brutus Himmler, and our loyal listeners. Plus, find out how you can catch Jorma’s latest film, "Dangerous Stranger," on Drama Pops on iPhones.
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Don’t miss this episode packed with humour, nostalgia, and some seriously outlandish movie pitches. And remember, keep sharing the show on social media to help us keep the laughs coming!

Hashtags/Keywords: #Britishcomedy IrishComedy #TrampolinePrankCall #JawsRemake #OasisReunion #LiamNeeson #PodcastHumour #IndependentCreators #SharkFacts #SharkPuns #ComedySketches #SupportIndie #LiamNeesonInterview #MorganFreedmanPoem #FuckJoeRogan #FuckTheBBC

TRANSCRIPT

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In this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks, the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse.

Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-splitting sketch featuring Kaiden Stokes, who gets more than he bargained for when he invites a Native American guest to his Thanksgiving dinner. Expect awkward cultural misunderstandings, plenty of laughs, and a not-so-traditional holiday meal that takes an unexpected turn!

Don't miss out on Honzie's Horoscopes and Psychic Predictions for August—where the future seems oddly familiar, and the stars have a wicked sense of humour.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy that covers everything from cheese rituals to offbeat astrology!

#Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #Brieing #MDMAinincheese #WillemDafoePenisSize #KaidenStokesWokeBloke #ComedySketch #IsThanksgivingRacist #SpoofHoroscopes #PsychicPredictions

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In the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners.

• School Days Shenanigans: Jorma takes a trip down memory lane, recounting giving his maths teacher a nervous breakdown as a not so innocent 12 year old.
• Revenge: How did a loose pair of ladders in Fife lead to a chain of events that culminated in German-sourced gay pornography?
• Is Turkey or Malaysia more insane to live n? Jorma reveals where he would most love to settle down and why.
• Fim Release Update.
• How Well Does He Know Morgan Freeman?
• Is The Show As Funny As It Used To Be? With a laugh, Jorma tackles the question of whether the creative well is running dry.
• Should Ray Seduce His Wife in a Mankini? In one of the more bizarre queries, Jorma advises Ray on whether this questionable fashion choice could spice things up at home.
• Should Talking Istanbullocks Focus More on People in the Pub?** Jorma considers whether the podcast should put more emphasis on its roots in the James Joyce Irish Pub.

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#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #ListenerQandA #JormaKirkko #SchoolPranks #CarAccidentRevenge #MorganFreeman #BestPubStories #PodcastHumour #RevengePorn

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Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week.

1. Introduction & Banter

Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity parties and the fun of the film set, while Ray still eagerly awaits his big break in 'scud flicks'

2. Morgan Freedman's Comedy Poem: Raw Dogging

Yes, you heard it right! Morgan Freeman is back with another hilarious poem, this time at the request of Erling Haaland. The topic? The latest airplane trend – Raw Dogging. It's as absurd as it sounds, and Morgan delivers with his signature style. 

Written by Iggy Pop, David Bowie and Morgan Freedman

Produced by Jorma Kirkko

3. Discussion on Raw Dogging The lads dive deep into the strange world of Raw Dogging. What started as a questionable in-flight activity has now become the topic of a riotous debate. Is it about simplicity, or just madness? 

4. True or False Quiz – Olympic Edition

Get ready for a special Olympics-themed quiz! Ray and Jorma test each other on some bizarre Olympic trivia, with plenty of laughs along the way. Who will come out on top this time?

5. Donald Trump Sketch: Desert Island Drama

In a side-splitting sketch, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris, are still stranded on a desert island. But this time, they're visited by the one and only Marjorie Taylor Swift (no, not the pop star). Big news is on the horizon, but will it be enough to get them off the island? And what has Donald been doing without real women to have sex with for the last year and a half?

Written and produced by Jorma Kirkko

Chris The Dog played by Jorma Kirkko

6. Post of the Week

We wrap things up with the Post of the Week, where Ray shares a joke about a duck walking into a pub. The punchline? You'll have to listen to find out!

🎙️ Call to Action: Don't forget to subscribe, share, and like the podcast on all platforms. Follow us on YouTube for more behind-the-scenes content, and don't be a silent stalker – join the conversation!

💬 Join the Fun: Want to suggest a topic for Morgan Freeman's next poem? Drop us a line, and you might hear your idea brought to life in a future episode.

🎧 New Podcast Alert: Be sure to check out *Are You Alright, Hun?*, a warm and heartfelt podcast by Jamie T. Murphy that tackles real-life stories of addiction and mental health. It's a serious, yet hopeful conversation that you won't want to miss.

#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanParody #RawDoggingTrend #OlympicsTrivia #DonaldTrumpParody #PodcastBanter #CelebritySketches #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #JoinTheLaughs #JamieTMurphy #MentalHealthStories #NewPodcastAlert #SubscribeAndLaugh #AreYouAlrightHun #Funny45Minutes #ScudFlicksDreams #DesertIslandDrama #ListenerInteraction #PodcastCommunity #NightClubbingParody #IggyPopCover

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Tune in for laughs, absurdity, and maybe even a bit of wisdom (well, maybe)!

Presented by Ray Mac and Jorma Kirkko

Produced by Jorma Kirkko

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Segments:

Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ Introduction

• Featured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news.
• What to expect

Morgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's Badge

• Morgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."

True or False

• A fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's Door

Comedy Sketch

• Sexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her naughty cat, Caroline.

Criminal Minds - Psychiatology Quiz

• Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling, adding a humorous twist to the profiling process.

Kiss and Tell

• An amusing reader's letter about a dodgy date is shared and discussed.

Post of the Week

• A joke sent in by a listener is highlighted and celebrated.

Description: "Join us for Episode 82 of Talking Istanbullocks! In this edition, Jorma Kirkko brings you a hilarious and diverse lineup of segments. We kick off with a rude poem by Morgan Freedman where he delights us with a humorously crafted poem, 'The Rusty Sheriff's Badge.'

Test your knowledge with our True or False quiz, and enjoy the chaos as celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks attempts to maintain her sexy, calm veneer while dealing with her mischievous cat, Caroline. Ray undergoes comedy criminal profiling in our Criminal Minds segment, and we share a laugh over a reader's dodgy date story in Kiss and Tell. Finally, we wrap up with the Post of the Week, featuring a joke sent in by one of our listeners.

Brought to you by Frog Log magazine, your go-to source for all things amphibian. Despite Ray's absence, we promise you won't even notice he's not there! Tune in for laughs, banter, and a good time."

#BritishComedy #ComedyPodcast #MorganFreemanPoem #IrishComedy #TrueOrFalseQuiz #NigellaLawsonParody #CriminalMinds #KissAndTell #PostOfTheWeek #FrogLogMagazine

TRANSCRIPT

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The boys are back in town!

1. Welcome and Introduction:

• Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists.

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)

• Joe Biden's heartfelt rap about his resignation, why Kamala Harris would be a better president than Donald Trump and his love of slippers.

3. Celebrity True or False Quiz: Kicking off with Sylvester Stallone the chat soon descends into Ray's love of Milk Maid Magazine and his ambitions to set up a softcore magazine called 'Swank'.

4. Honzie's Horoscopes

• South Africa's premier bogus astrolomer delivers horoscopes for Canceleos (July birthdays) as he hasn't been given the budget to do Cancer and Leo separately.
• Eerily shocking and accurate psychic predictions for the month of July including school closures and why you should avoid Bangladesh this summer holiday

5. Listener Engagement:

• Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share our YouTube channel

6. Post of The Week

• An intrigung crime story about a man who was sensationally banned from the countryside after being caught 'interfering' with tractors.

Additional Notes:

• Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.
• Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.
• This show uses AI voices

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JoeBidenresigns #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny #TractorSex #HoroscopePredictions #HealthAnd Efficiency #SuffolkGazzette #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShow

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJ-w22vJ4gTWqM5Myi8gYbfMlRs2M4pK5pJbqN8FKKM/edit?usp=sharing

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This week:

– Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak sing a tearjerking self-penned duet.

– A serial killer hosts a dinner party — but who’s doing the dismembering?

– An infertile Irishman offers his services to two lesbians for an entire year.

– Plus: heartfelt chat about losing a beloved pet

Song: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma Kirkko

Sketch: Written by Jamie T. Murphy and Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Jamie T. Murphy, Jorma Kirkko, Joan O'Ruairc, Harold Shipman and Valerie Richards

This podcast uses AI and may depict certain events that are purely fictitious.

#britishcomedy #irishcomedy #comedypodcast #garethsoutgatesong #mikeskinner #who'sdoingthedishesparody #haroldshipmansketch

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While Ray Mac lounges like a sun-kissed lizard somewhere mysterious, Jorma holds the (Venetian) fort from sunny Chania, Crete with controversial Irish artist Jamie T. Murphy co-hosting from Wexford, Ireland.

It's a summer special packed with sketches, poetry, and stories you probably wouldn’t hear on the BBC.

Jamie turns the tables and interviews Jorma, leading to a chaotic mix of nonsense and nostalgia that's a real insightful treat for regular listeners. including too much information about pubic depilation, jam, King Charles' breakfast, the rigours of wokeness and a surprisingly moving tribute to Ray softcore 80s film collection.

The lads mostly manage to avoid politics and sport, but absolutely nobody is safe from mockery.

Highlights Include:

• Morgan Freeman Poem – “Canadian Waxing”
• King Charles has awkward family chats with Meghan and Harry (Sketch)
• A musical tribute to Ray Mac’s taste in 80s erotica
• Middle England woman arrested at a jam-making festival (Sketch)
• Kiss & Tell: Ray and Jorma unpack a dodgy dogging date from a listener letter
• Kaiden Stokes: The Really Woke Bloke lectures a mum at a café (Sketch)
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PS: Check out Jamie’s podcast on mental health – Ya Alrite Hun?

#PodcastRecommendation #ComedyPodcast

#SketchComedy

#SatiricalPodcast

#ComedyGold

#DarkHumour

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

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In today's show special guests, comedy-writer and musician Jamie T. Murphy and bookshop owner, Wally O'Neill talk about how they help people suffering from addictions, mental health and homelessness in their home-town of Wexford, while the politicians do nothing.

The pair are launching their own podcast next week, 'Ya alright Hun?' where people tell their real-life stories of mental illness and addiction in their families. Jamie and Wally are chalk and cheese but are both heroes in their community and riveting and hilarious guests.

This week's sketch is Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak performing Lose Yourself by Eminem.

#britishcomedy #irishhumour #redbookswexford #jamietmurphy #wallyoneill #mentalhealthcharity #southgateout #sunakout #comedysong #Eminemripoff

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1. Welcome and Introduction:

• Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys.

2. Chickpeas and Rat Boys

• Chickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all things hummus and falafel related. ‘Fuller Than a Bowl At A Bulimics All You Can Eat Buffet’
• Introduction to the trending term "Ratboy Summer," the latest viral fashion trend on TikTok.

3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratboy Summer":

• Morgan Freedman humorously navigates the absurdity of TikTok, particularly focusing on the emergence of "Ratboy" chic.
• The poem delves into the shift from traditional handsome guys like Gary Cooper to the new trend of ratboys, providing a satirical commentary on societal trends, ending with a humorous plea for compassion and common sense in romantic pursuits.

4. Ratboy discussion – a Welsh BAFTA nomination for Morgan Freeman?

• Ray nominates Morgan for a Welsh BAFTA.
• Poetry requests from listeners to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com

5. Listener Engagement:

• Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share the podcast on various platforms.
• Special mention of the rising listener base in Malaysia.

6. True or False Quiz: The Reproductive Lives Of Bees and David Beckham

• Fun and quirky segment packed with fun facts and banter.

7. Community Spotlight – ‘Are You Alright Hon?’

• Red Books in Wexford, Ireland, run by Wally O'Neill. is more than a bookshop; it’s a community hub offering workshops, writing courses, live music, and also support homeless and mental health initiatives.
• Upcoming podcast "Are You Alright Hon?" presented by Wally and regular contributor to Talking Istanbullocks, Jamie T. Murphy, focusing on personal stories about addiction, homelessness, and mental health.

8. Bogus Horoscope and Psychic Predictions for the month of June with Honzie Curley:

• Honzie returns with his monthly horoscopes and suspiciously accurate psychic predictions for June.

9. Post of the Week:

• A humorous joke about a duck, self-identifying as a plasterer.

10. Final Thoughts and Outro:

• Ray and Jorma wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter and reminders for listener interaction and engagement.

Additional Notes:

• Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.
• Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.
• This show uses AI voices

#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #RatboySummer #Banter #IstanbulComedy #Funny#WexfordBooks #HoroscopePredictions #ViralTrends #TikTokFashion #HumorAndSatire #MustListenPodcast #ComedyVarietyShow

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Anka0iEBcAqPg8zW5MJvRX_C5aTQnNallLx_tlcbR7w/edit

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"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.

The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile Journal

1. Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called Bruce
2. Is The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.
3. Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.
4. Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy. Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.
5. True or False: Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).
6. Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH) Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.
7. Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated? 
8. Preview and Shout Outs

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