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Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dave & Andi
48 episodes
2 weeks ago
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com...
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Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com...
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Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Anxiety, Oil, and the Return of the Lastborns
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com...
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1 week ago
31 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Orgy vs Forgy? Same or no?
What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com ...
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1 month ago
46 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@t...
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2 months ago
28 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Why Gifts Are Overrated (But DoorDash Isn’t)
Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbor...
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2 months ago
25 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Naked Cults, Zombie Barbies, and Other Things We Probably Shouldn't Talk About
This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://founta...
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2 months ago
30 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Eye Contact? No Thanks, I’d Rather Set Myself on Fire
This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Ins...
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3 months ago
31 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Silent Disco at the Funeral Home
Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.co...
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3 months ago
30 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Scroll Fights, Sex Sounds, and Mexico Meltdowns
In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.t...
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3 months ago
26 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Waving at Pancakes and Facing Death
Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thel...
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4 months ago
37 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Age-Gated and Over It: Porn, Shame, and Parental Failures
What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for a good podcast). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelast...
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4 months ago
34 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Warning: Object Is Crazier Than She Appears
Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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4 months ago
34 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Boobs, Builders, and Brown Recluses
In this episode, Dave and Andi take a hilarious, sexy, and slightly traumatic walk down memory lane as they revisit every home they’ve lived in over their 14-year marriage—from garter belts and ceiling fans to pool sex and brown recluse infestations. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: ht...
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4 months ago
32 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Do These Boobs Make My Confidence Look Big?
Andi can’t close her mouth and Dave can’t stop touching her boobs. Also, Botoxed vaginas. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Join the Lastborns for an unhinged aesthetic deep dive you definitely don’t want to play on speaker at work. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelast...
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5 months ago
34 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Are We Swingers?
What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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5 months ago
29 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
From Resting Bitch Face to Risma Glow
Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms on Amazon: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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5 months ago
33 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Death of an Ego: Dave’s Accidental Psychedelic Spiral
Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://a.co/d/0zEEZfA Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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5 months ago
26 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
From Mushrooms to Mindset: How We Rewired Our Lives
Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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6 months ago
25 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Two Thumbs Up and One in the Butt
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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6 months ago
30 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
When HBO Taught Us About Sex (And Got It All Wrong)
What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time (spoiler: it involved duct-taping a VCR clock to keep things “romantic”). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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7 months ago
27 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Social Media Stalking & Why Dave Will Never Be Free
Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between social media research and full-on stalking, and Dave recalls the time he was almost an escort for cleaning services. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: TalesOfTheLastborns X: LastbornPod
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7 months ago
22 minutes

Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com...