The Well Established Lesbian thinks she’s the new Banksy and faces tough negotiations when trying to sell her art. Break up admin still needs doing, bringing the exes back together, purely for practical reasons, or maybe not? The WEL has plans, aside from celebrating Christmas in September, but life doesn’t care. It’s one step forward, two steps back. Whatever happens, she’d do well to remember, no-one cares if you wear the red trousers and even astronauts have parents.

This chapter contains some colourful language.

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