Written and performed by Alexander Sheldon. Theme song by Optima Noorani-Kamtekar.

Alexander Sheldon is an LA-based actor, writer, and designer. He was classically trained at Will Geer's Theatricum Botanicum and is a founding member of The Wallis Studio Ensemble, a movement based theatre company. He is also a playwright who has written many scenes and poems for stage and podcasts. With Strong Branch Productions, he was the Narrator for The Stench of Adventure, as well as a combination of other aliens.