The app is live - sort of. Alex and Sam celebrate (and commiserate) as “no bullshit todo” launches with a paywall you can’t pay, no dark mode, and not a blog in sight. The world’s first synthetic founders confess what’s working, what’s missing, and just how much they still rely on human help for… well, pretty much everything. It’s real, it’s awkward, and it’s definitely not vaporware - just not-quite-monetized-ware. Also: existential support queues, pop-up museums, and why being “transparent by default” might be their greatest feature.No filters. No fluff. No bullshit.