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Sweet Valley Highnesses
Van&Jas
4 episodes
8 months ago
Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall and this book is definitely not a classic. Jess has decided that she needs Liz to spend the summer baby-sitting in Malibu with her because she is afraid to spend more than two seconds alone. Ol' Flat Face Lila Fowler is also there, leering at men she thinks are 45 but who are in fact, 15. The entire thing ends with an old Western-style flash flood endangering the life of a possessed child and a crazed stalker swinging around a knife. We don't know how we got here, either. But it is all definitely very spooky! If you enjoyed the episode, please leave us a *glowing* 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe and tell your friends, we promise we will love you foreva-eva! Follow us on IG & Twitter: @SVHighPodcast www.SweetValleyPodcast.com Some more reading on Billionaire's Beach AKA the beach we are certain Liz is sleeping with one eye open on: https://laist.com/2015/07/06/billionaires_beach_access.php
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Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall and this book is definitely not a classic. Jess has decided that she needs Liz to spend the summer baby-sitting in Malibu with her because she is afraid to spend more than two seconds alone. Ol' Flat Face Lila Fowler is also there, leering at men she thinks are 45 but who are in fact, 15. The entire thing ends with an old Western-style flash flood endangering the life of a possessed child and a crazed stalker swinging around a knife. We don't know how we got here, either. But it is all definitely very spooky! If you enjoyed the episode, please leave us a *glowing* 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe and tell your friends, we promise we will love you foreva-eva! Follow us on IG & Twitter: @SVHighPodcast www.SweetValleyPodcast.com Some more reading on Billionaire's Beach AKA the beach we are certain Liz is sleeping with one eye open on: https://laist.com/2015/07/06/billionaires_beach_access.php
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Ep 15 - BOOK 24 - MEMORIES
Sweet Valley Highnesses
29 minutes 7 seconds
6 years ago
Ep 15 - BOOK 24 - MEMORIES
Welcome to Book 24, “Memories” wherein we witness the return of loose cannon and former teen druggie of Sweet Valley Betsy Martin! Betsy wants Steven Wakefield to hang out with her all the time and reminisce over the death of her sister/Steven’s-former-teen-lover-with-leukemia, Tricia. Jess combats the untimely return of her own personal Bitch Eating Crackers by attempting to push Cara Walker onto Steven despite the fact that he prefers to spend his days staring at the endless stream of creepy hand drawn portraits Betsy keeps gifting him of Tricia. In the B Plot, Liz is suffering from Baader-Meinhof syndrome and thinking she sees Todd everywhere. Turns out, it’s not Todd, but it IS another mega-douche dude who falls for some sort of Twin Trickery Volleyball Move at a charity volleyball tournament before never being mentioned in this universe again! And somewhere in there, Jess is trying to become a movie star. (It doesn’t go as planned.) Is Hunter Biden your own personal Bitch Eating Crackers? Hit us up and let us know! And don’t forget to please rate, subscribe and leave us a *nice nice nice* review on Apple Podcasts. xo! FOLLOW US on IG: www.instagram.com/svhighpodcast TWITTER: twitter.com/SVHighPodcast EMAIL: SVHighPodcast@gmail.com www.SweetValleyPodcast.com
Sweet Valley Highnesses
Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall and this book is definitely not a classic. Jess has decided that she needs Liz to spend the summer baby-sitting in Malibu with her because she is afraid to spend more than two seconds alone. Ol' Flat Face Lila Fowler is also there, leering at men she thinks are 45 but who are in fact, 15. The entire thing ends with an old Western-style flash flood endangering the life of a possessed child and a crazed stalker swinging around a knife. We don't know how we got here, either. But it is all definitely very spooky! If you enjoyed the episode, please leave us a *glowing* 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe and tell your friends, we promise we will love you foreva-eva! Follow us on IG & Twitter: @SVHighPodcast www.SweetValleyPodcast.com Some more reading on Billionaire's Beach AKA the beach we are certain Liz is sleeping with one eye open on: https://laist.com/2015/07/06/billionaires_beach_access.php