Wake up, wake up oh pathetic little undead one.  The podcasting gods have fallen and only darkness remains, thus, it is now your problem to travel the wastes of the kingdom and repair what once was.  Plunge into the depths of your phone and complete every episode of Super Beet Podcast.  Along the way you will gain access to the forbidden Super Beet YouTube where you must face like 100 videos.  Only then will chaos become order, or whatever.  Rise from your slumber tiny listener, post-haste!  O! What a glorious episode we have for you!