Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.

In today’s Cava-fuelled oration, we break down the vegan attire and lifestyle (With some degree of prejudice), investigate the alchemical transmutation of watermelon into tuna, and recall the colourful nicknames we give to our children and our friends’ children.

History of the Almadraba (Spanish)

7:02 “Ah, yes, she’s really Irish.”

“She’s properly Irish- She hasn’t just got a shamrock tattooed on her left tit.”

9:20 “I just don’t like vegans.”
“What?”
“Don’t like vegans.”
“Any of them?”
“No. Well, maybe my friend Kate.”

10:43 (Discussing the appearance of vegans) “And misery- You feel the aura of just, disappointment.”

“I mean, you spend every meal eating fake eggs.”