Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today, you join us in the bath! Not that way, though, don’t make this weird. We announce our Olympic debut in our chosen masteries, we brace for Defcon 1 as Jess considers fasting, and we collect all the Gin colours in a rainbow.
“He just waved at the podcast.” -Hanni
“...He also said goodbye instead of hello.” -Tara
“...Has anyone else seen the movie where there’s three women in a bath and a male receptionist walks in?” -Tara
“Gemma, we got a task ahead of us- Get me to Paris.
...By ‘us’ I mean you.” -Jess
(Talking about Jess) ”She even downloaded a sobriety app- It was the worst four days of our lives.” -Tara
“I’m going to say that is my excuse for drinking wine daily- I just couldn’t eat this Linda McCartney sausage if it didn’t have the perfect Malbec on the side!” -Jess
“Juice cleanse isn’t a permanent life choice, whereas-” -Hanni
“Tell that to Gwyneth Paltrow.” -Jess
“I would say she’s a sidekick.” -Hanni
“Sidekicks don’t copy your name!” -Tara
“Nor appreciated, nor appease-related.” -Tara
“I’m a recovering people-pleaser.” -Tara
“We had a friend, once- That’s it, the end.” -Tara
“He was working with a guy from Derry-” -Tara
“Oh, Jesus… Right, okay, sorry.” -Jess
“Fair, fair.” -Tara
“That’s it for this episode, 4 minutes in- We’re off on a Gin Safari!” -Tara
“I can barely see through my glasses because I stood on them last night.” -Tara
“Fuck’s sake, give them to me…” -Hanni
“Also they’re filthy.” -Tara
“I feel like there’s Middle Age mothers that have seen their Conquistador sons more than you’ve seen this one.” -Jess, to Hanni
“Hanni just reminded me-” -Jess
“You have a son?” -Hanni
“We all know Tara makes great tattoo choices- Have you seen her left tit?” -Hanni
“Will you two stop taking elmets in the middle of our podder?” -Tara
“It’s not an actual drug!” -Hanni
“I’d rather you take an actual drug.” -Tara
“Maybe I will!” -Hanni
