Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
On this rudely interrupted instalment, we crowdsource hypothermia solutions, diversify our assets in blonde-improving and wasp-removing, and discuss ceremonial irons.
“It looks like we’re drinking Irn Bru.” -Tara
“Absolute faces for podding- We’ve got our Pod Faces on!” -Tara
“I’m not as into unicorns as most basic bitches are.” -Hanni
“Friends first, and then Google later- Well...” -Hanni
“Depends on the quality of your friends.” -Tara
“I accidentally spent 9.50 Euros on a wasp trap.” -Tara
“Have you used that yet?” -Hanni
“...No.” -Tara
“We let her go, alone, to the ferretería- With a credit card.” -Jess, about Tara
“I feel like Arthur may never call me Aunty Hanni on the fact that I’m his girlfriend and I’m going to be his wife!” -Hanni
“I don’t know if I’m going to say this out loud… (Pauses) I’m definitely going to.” -Tara
