Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today we test the horsepower of a pistachio, analyse the security risk of mosquito intruders, and condemn the pineapple to exile.

“We’re in Antequera! We’ve been allowed to leave Malaga city for the first time since January- (Pauses) Legally-” -Jess

“...You’re slurping your Taittinger.” -Tara

“I’m using the word ‘interesting’- It was more violent.” -Jess, on the discussion about pineapple on pizza

“Did you not have cheese and pineapple Hedgehogs at kid’s parties when you were younger?” -Tara
“Probably as an uneducated child, I might’ve eaten it.” -Hanni

“Jessica, what have we said about eating?!” -Tara
“That it’s fine- You can never do enough of it.” -Jess

“There are- A glut of coaches in Malaga.” -Tara
“...Is that a mathematical term?” -Hanni
“It is, it’s the collective noun for coaches!” -Jess

“Listeners, when you get to a certain age, you need to look out for the signs of a stroke.” -Tara