J-E-T-S! Win! Win! Win! A monstrous comeback lifts Gang Green to their first win of the season as the force-feed JaMarr Chase strategy finally fails. The Falcons get walloped on South Beach and San Francisco doesn’t even bother showing up as they visit the Texans. No Lamar, seemingly no problem this time around for the Ravens as the Bears… well, I guess we can just chalk that one up to being the Bears. 

The Broncos and Bills are off the Fraudulent Penthouse list for now after blowout performances. The Eagles get Saquon Barkley back on track as the Giants lose more than the game and yet again, it’s 2005 all over again as the Pats and Colts lead blowout victories, the latter of which might solidify Jonathan Taylor as the MVP favorite. 

Music Credit: Monty Wames

"Raging Bull"

"SOMBER"