Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.

This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene.

From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”

And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacking off. (Don't ask. Just listen.)

Tmt calls Koj a piece of shit (as is tradition), then tells a story about his girlfriend being mistaken for a Marlian. Tmt also poses a true philosophical banger:
“What clapped first—hands or cheeks?” A debate only ChatGPT can settle.

The episode swerves again into a conversation about Canada’s insane water reserves, the potential for U.S. annexation, and eventually lands on Nigeria’s tribal complexity.

Packed with hot takes, deep cuts, historical spirals, and unfiltered banter, this episode is everything you’ve come to love from Submarine and A Roach. Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever else you get your audio chaos..