In this 5th episode of "Stolen Valar," our hosts dive into the feasibility of attacking the Sun, the feasibility of the Man-in-the-Moon theory, & consider the similarities between Ar-Pharazôn & L. Ron Hubbard. We also have some hot tips for TV color editors, analyze Uruk-song, & Frankie becomes enamored of a new theory about Saruman. Norah, if you're listening, please get in touch, we wanna know what's new!!

Frankie G. hosts WizWorld LIVE Fridays 8PT at https://twitch.tv/wizworldlive

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