In this episode of Still nil nil, the lads discuss which legendary footballer their 12-year-old self would most want to run their summer football camp, assisted by the results of the listeners poll (which may or may not have been hijacked by Instagram bots). The ‘not so breaking news’ throws up a very interesting debate surrounding the viability of a salary cap in the Premier League, inevitably drawing comparisons to the NFL. There is no more Marcel Desailly in the ‘six Desaillys of separation’, with Mark having thought long and hard about this week’s replacement, and there is yet another contentious game of ‘Sam vs Sam’. Listener questions include a battle between Roy Keane and Vinnie Jones for ultimate hard man status, and the tough decision of choosing between being a fan in a successful Championship campaign or a long and arduous Premier League campaign. Wiggett has now largely recovered from his cold.