In the first episode of Still nil nil, Mark, Greaves and Wiggett discuss the events that have shaped their lives as football fans, ranging from their earliest ever football memories, to the saddest that football has ever made them. Mark explains the rules of “The six Desailly’s of separation”, with Greaves and Wiggett racking their football brains to solve the puzzle, and the answering of listeners questions reveals a harsh and shocking truth regarding the private life of Roy Hodgson. It’s not just fun and games, however, as the boys discuss the complex reality of ‘Project Restart’, and differences of opinion are revealed and debated in the feature known as ‘What the football?!’