Baby Noah just wanted a taco or two, Said, “Let’s hit Mexico, make it a crew!” No more fake salsa, he needed the spice— Now we’re stuck in this chaos… but hey, the food’s nice.     ---   Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon, Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon. Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall, Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!     ---   Yolix said, “Five-star hotels! All on me!” But we ended up in bunkers with one fan and three. He handed out kisses and “nut samples” too, Said, “Welcome to paradise — enjoy the view!”     ---   Zekey showed up with four daughters and bark, One bit a priest—left a permanent mark. Banned from the pool, still climbed the fence, Zekey just shrugged, “They get it from me, no offense.”     ---   Grandma brought cookies—and asked for your packs, Flirts with commanders and raids with no slacks. She winked at the customs guy, just for a laugh, Now he's in NOAH too... do the math.     ---   Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon, Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon. Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall, Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!     ---   Lunderoath married Bonzai right there on the beach, Agenta officiated, giving a speech. Yolix was best man, but played kinda blind— “Bundles for wedding gifts? Oh! I must’ve declined.”     ---   Shadow dug holes in the Mexican sand, Charted the coast with worm-trap in hand. Daydreams strolled by, said “What’s this thing?” Caught a 16-meter worm—like it was nothing.     ---   Deadly’s got binders with laminated maps, Timetables, checklists, and color-coded apps. Cruniac’s calm, just staking out space, Mapped every bathroom and planned the base.     ---   Baby Noah locks his door every night, Whispers “Cartels,” and checks with a light. Asked Deadly if bunkers were part of the stay, Deadly said, “Noah... just eat your buffet.”     ---   Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon, Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon. Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall, Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!     ---   We danced, we fought, ignored every sign, Cruniac’s still drawing out bathroom lines. The beaches were warm, but we’re far from our zone… And Cheng just wonders… will they ever come home?