Patsy does the unthinkable and goes into -- this is hard to say -- the office. I KNOW! She also strikes a bargain with Saffy aided by a sad story of her upbringing/upbraiding by Eleanor Bron...but is the story a lie, and the bargain unkept? We also meet a food critic who looks a lot like Vyvyan from the Young Ones and find out which body parts are in style this month. Pre-show we discuss the next Doctor Who showrunner, links between Doctor Who and AbFab, and what it felt like to be in college when this series was on the air (the main takeaway being that we should have gone out dancing more).