This week on Spin Cycle, Claire and Gab start with their Betrayal Lists — the things in life that should be on your side but absolutely aren’t (looking at you, neck pain and $8 coffees). Then, they unpack Victoria Beckham’s latest reinvention — how she “killed the WAG” to be taken seriously, and what her story reveals about ambition, privilege, and the impossible balance of womanhood. Next, they break down The Louvre’s seven-minute jewel heist — the daylight robbery straight out of Lupin — and why it’s raising questions about security, funding, and France’s art-crime wave. They also revisit Prince Andrew’s title retreat, the fallout from fresh police scrutiny, and what it means for the monarchy’s credibility. Finally, they turn to Barnaby Joyce’s political farewell (or maybe encore?) and Pauline Hanson’s recruitment pitch, analysing what it signals for the future of the conservative bloc in Australian politics. Smart, curious, and always a little unhinged — it’s your weekly spin on the stories shaping pop culture, politics, and power.