Ensign Jock Junior and Commander Rash Blasterbelt journey through space to defeat bad guys and protect the innocent as Intergalactic Space Guardians!

A small orphanage for crab-people is saved by Rash and Jock, only for the celebrations to be cut short by the astral antagonism of the vilest villain our heroes have ever faced. You can't see it, but it's the finest mustache twirling in the galaxy.