Pooran is Somebody That I've Known for a loooong time...

So long, we can't recall precisely how long, but I do recall when we first met, but wait, that doesn't make sense...

Oh, so you want it to make sense? 

Then listen to how Pooran makes sense of the state of the world...

...and join us at the long clock for a cocktail and a cabbage with a made-up name.

It wasn't Ahab, it was Ishmael!