From way out West, Katya is Somebody That I Know from way back when...
...when we tried to set fires in the driving rain and hung out at the funny farm.
Katya tells of how having a Russian grandmother could be an added incentive to make a life change for the better...
...and how they just don't do it as well in the USA, except for steak which is the best here, except that it isn't.
Don't look so confused, it all makes sense when Katya is Somebody That You Know!
Oh my goodness!