Beneath the surface of meteorology, there exists a subtle game of evasion, a dance of words that hides the uncomfortable truth about convection. Meteorologists don’t openly discuss steam in the atmosphere; instead, they speak of convection, a process they understand through the lens of Avogadro’s law. But when pressed to explain the underlying assumptions, they reluctantly reveal their belief in the existence of mono-molecular H₂O—steam—in their models. This, they say, is the unseen player in the dance of convection. Yet, ask them how water molecules could possibly remain mono-molecular at temperatures far below the boiling point, and that’s when the evasion begins. The conversation shifts, becomes defensive, and emotions flare.