Breaking news from the land of lime wedges and mocktails—it’s THIS JUST IN, serving headlines straight up, no chaser!
This week, Alysse and T-Boog are coming at you with sober scoops hotter than a jalapeño mocktail:
Top 5 Buzz-Free Headlines
1. Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode’s Inspiring Journey to Sobriety Since 1996
2. Füm Essential Oil Aromatherapy Inhaler Review
3. 15-Year-Old Jonas Conner Writes Haunting Lyrics Beyond His Years
4. A Curated List of 33 Sober Guests on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
5. 24 Sassy One-Liners to Use at Parties When You’re Privately Sober
Sober Sip Spotlight: Supermodel Elle Macpherson, celebrating 20 years alcohol-free and living her best radiant, aligned life.
Top 5 Sober Events:
· Sip & Paint – NYC
· The Future of Alternative Beverages – Minneapolis/St. Paul
· Kickback & Kayak – Pittsburgh
· DIY Charm Bracelets – Tacoma (Alysse will be there with TSC merch!)
· Happier Hour Zero Alcohol Launch – Omaha
All this, plus our fake sponsor of the week: Coffee & Resentments Co.—Brewing Bold Flavor Since Step 4. ☕️
Featured Links
· Dave Gahan: Read More
· Füm Inhaler Review: Read More
· Jonas Conner: Read More
· Armchair Expert Guests: Read More
· Sassy One-Liners: Read More
Explore even more sober events + retreats here: The Sober Curator Events Calendar
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About THIS JUST IN
THIS JUST IN (aka TJI) is your sober-friendly pop culture news update—kind of like E! News, but with more kombucha. Hosted by Alysse Bryson (Founder of The Sober Curator) and T-Boog (resident sober pop culture sidekick), each week we drop the hottest buzz-free headlines, highlight inspiring sober celebs, and spotlight events happening across the globe.
Because sobriety isn’t boring—it’s badass.
