Put down the clickbait and pick up your favorite mocktail—Alysse & T-Boog are back with another round of sober pop culture news. This week’s top stories include:

1. Shuffle: Pulling back the curtain on the addiction treatment industry

2. Adam Sandler returns in Happy Gilmore 2 (booze bottles hidden everywhere 👀)

3. 18 top sober musicians for your next playlist

4. Alcohol-free perfumes you’ll actually want to wear

5. QuitLit classic: Annie Grace’s This Naked Mind

🌟 Sober Celeb Spotlight: Stephen King, sober since the late ‘80s.

📅 Top Events: From Austin socials to Madison rallies, the sober scene is thriving nationwide.

👉 Full links, events, and headlines: The Sober Curator

Because sobriety isn’t boring—it’s badass. 💥