In this hilariously offbeat episode, James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James's comedic genius shines through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. AI wrote this. Song lyrics by James.
**1. Cold Open**
- James Whittingham is partially artificial due to his high consumption of processed foods, creating a humorous persona made up of artificial ingredients.
**2. Monologue: Death and COVID**
- James humorously contemplates the presence of death and his recent encounter with COVID-19. His comedic take on the pandemic and its effects on his life brings a light-hearted spin to a heavy topic.
**3. Stupidest Story on CNN**
- James introduces a new segment where he picks the most absurd news story on CNN. This week's winner involves a remote Australian community taking revenge on a massive seawater crocodile.
**4. Song: Contrails**
- A catchy and satirical song about contrails and their conspiracy theories.
**5. Commentary: Shoes**
- James ponders why shoes always have to match and imagines a future trend where mismatched shoes become fashionable.
**6. Song: Two Different Shoes**
- James follows up his shoe commentary with a whimsical song celebrating the idea of wearing two different shoes.
**7. Skydiving Warning**
- A humorous advisory against listening to the podcast while skydiving, complete with vivid descriptions of the potential distractions and dangers.
**8. Song: Nude Skydiving**
- A funny and imaginative song about the perils and peculiarities of skydiving in the nude.
**9. Interview: Roger Williams**
- An outrageous and fictional interview with Roger Williams, who claims to achieve sexual pleasure from nude skydiving.
**10. The Wheel of Random Things**
- James spins a virtual wheel to decide on random topics to discuss, leading to unexpected and hilarious tangents.
**11. Google AI News: Drinking Urine**
- James explores a bizarre AI-generated recommendation from Google, advising people to drink light-colored urine for health benefits.
**Connect with James:**
- Email: Sneezeshow@gmail.com
- Twitter: @Sneezeshow
- TikTok: Sneezeshow
- YouTube: Sneezeshow
**Disclaimer:**
- Do not attempt any of the activities mentioned in the podcast, especially nude skydiving. The content is purely for entertainment purposes.
**Thank you for listening!**
- James appreciates his audience, even if his thanks come with a side of humor and a bit of edge.
Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!
My links
Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze
James on TikTok
My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com
Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com
