Ready to celebrate America’s birthday with the most insane disaster at sea since the Boston Tea Party? We’re diving bow-first into Netflix’s brand-new documentary Trainwreck: Poop Cruise—the wild retelling of Carnival Triumph’s 2013 “floating Porta-Potty” fiasco that stranded 4,000 passengers without power, plumbing, or dignity. Chris DeRosa (co-host of Fixing Famous People) joins Margaret to relive sewage-soaked hallways, makeshift tent cities on the lido deck, and the media frenzy that turned one busted engine into headline gold. New segment alert! We debut Smash Scripts, our satirical table-read series, starting with an unhinged And Just Like That mini-scene in which Carrie discovers Aiden’s “romantic” getaway is aboard the Carnival Sunshine (spoiler: the Poop Deck isn’t what she thinks). Follow Chris DeRosa  Listen to Fixing Famous People Follow Fixing Famous People