We kick things off by honoring the legends of the number 54 jersey—because apparently linebackers have a group chat where that's the only number allowed. From there, we dive headfirst into today's National Days list, which includes everything from Situational Awareness Day (watch where you're going) to Chimichanga Day (watch where that burrito's going). Football headlines from the weekend were hot, including Mizzou's exciting win over South Carolina. Rob then shares his Cardinals baseball adventure, where he was reminded of the romance of the game and somehow bumped into one of the club's most controversial figures—sadly, no, it wasn't Fredbird. For our Mount Rushmore this week, we ranked kids' activities—everything from Hide-and-Seek to the unmatched chaos of Christmas morning made the cut. We wrapped up with Xavi's AITAH story about a boyfriend who's had it up to here with his girlfriend's “walking wardrobe.” Spoiler: he's not exactly the fashion icon he thinks he is. Thanks for listening, let us know what we missed, and tune in next time when we'll almost certainly get distracted again.