Wassup Weenies! In this episode we do research on Candice and use the Ligma Machine. We find out about Joes new swan fucking lair. We talk about getting back to gigs and the glorious completion of a mortgage! We talk about keeping Cilla Black on display in our living room and drunk drag queen nights. 

Count Factula brings us wonderful facts about helping the Coral Reef after death, Jeremy Bentham and his body on display, Adopting Fully grown men in Japan and the Cannibalistic tale of George Bush Senior!

We play a game given to us from a listener where we guess real song titles to fake ones.

Shit News brigs us the latest scoops about Orlando Blooms weird routine, Eating Cat pate, a Giant Baby and being killed by a Stegosaurus!

We finish with Blank-O-Mattic where we write our own celebrity gossip section!