Welcome back to Showmance, home of the world famous deep dive. On season 6, episode 6, of RHOSLC, even if you’re not a Bronwyn fan, nobody deserves to be surrounded by the emotional dementors she calls family. Her husband Todd — a sentient tax audit in human form — steals the cherry off her ice cream sundae in cold, unblinking silence like a man daring her to file for divorce on camera. Meanwhile, her mother continues her lifelong mission to set the Olympic record for maternal indifference. Someone free this woman from her personal Saw franchise.Elsewhere, Lisa tells John her psychic reading “really resignated” while wearing a completely unexplained cowboy hat. Mary arrives to Angie’s house and immediately behaves like the principal of a Catholic school where farting is a cardinal sin — which, according to her, she did not do, because her farts “are healthy and don’t smell like dog fart.” We get a full monologue. It deserves Pulitzer consideration.The episode escalates into rogue Bravo theatre:Lisa insists she was saying Suit Man, not Soup Man, which somehow makes this worse.Britani asks her traumatized daughter Olivia “Can I hug you?” like she’s never met her before (because spiritually, she hasn’t).Captain Jason Below Deck crossover incoming — Mary demands 2003 Dom not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES on her preference sheet.Then, headlines drop accusing Bronwyn of identity theft, grand theft, felony fraud — aka Tuesday.Will Bronwyn make it on the yacht? Will Todd steal another cherry? Will Mary ever forgive being falsely accused of flatulence?Stay tuned#RHOSLC #RealHousewives #SaltLakeCity #LisaBarlow #AngieKatsanevas #HeatherGay #MaryCosby #WhitneyRose #BravoTV #RealityRecap #DarkHumor #SnarkRecap #Showmance #NOWDIFYStudios #earthworksaudioS6 E6