If you could only travel one way for fun—plane, train, car, or boat—what would you pick? In this episode, we unpack our dream travel destinations, favorite (and least favorite) places we’ve been, and the weird, wonderful things that make or break a trip for us (hint: food is high on the list). From hella boring Kansas and nickel-and-dime Florida, to a three-week stint in Las Vegas we still haven’t recovered from—we get honest about what kinds of trips are not for us.

Then we dream big: Japan, Scotland, Tahiti, and even a fictional escape to Hobbiton (because let’s be honest, all we want is to sit, eat, read, and be left alone). We also talk about what makes international travel intimidating, how we’d curate the perfect trip for each other, and why the East Coast and historical tours have us curious.

Oh—and yes, we’re still holding out for that mysterious podcast-loving benefactor to sponsor our global "Taxonomy of Food" tour. Manifesting.