Grace may be the town’s resident angel, but tonight she’s trading in her halo for a beer bottle and a front-page scandal. After another not-so-holy meetup with Jack, she fends off two creeps with some impressive “don’t-mess-with-me” energy—just in time for Ricky (shirtless, obviously) to swoop in. Unfortunately for them both, the local news captures the entire thing, broadcasting “Grace and the Half-Naked Hero” straight into every living room in town. Instant fame. Zero chill.

While the Bowmans spiral about how to ground their daughter and save face, the Juergens are having their own domestic disaster. Ashley’s suddenly behaving like a model citizen, which, naturally, makes everyone suspicious. Meanwhile, George hears some juicy gossip at the store that one of his daughters is having sex—ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Amy’s secret is officially a whisper away from public record: the whole school’s buzzing about her and Ricky, and Grace’s parents already know she’s pregnant. Even Amy tries to confess to her parents, but they’re too distracted wondering whether they’re in a sex scandal of their own (Anne’s side-eyeing George’s extracurricular activities).

Grace, guilt-ridden, quits cheerleading and decides that if she can’t be pure, she’ll drag Ricky to church. Jack retaliates by inviting Adrian to his pew—because nothing says redemption like spiritual spite. Meanwhile, Ben and Amy’s study session turns into a possible confrontation about her maybe-baby, and George grabs a mysterious duffel bag and heads out for the night.

By the end, everyone’s sinning, sulking, or sermonizing—and somehow, it’s still only Tuesday in this town.