Amy’s glow-up is actually a baby bump, but everyone’s pretending not to notice—except, of course, the entire town, thanks to Lauren and Madison’s Olympic-level gossip relay. Meanwhile, Anne’s still wandering through life in blissful denial, getting pregnancy hints at gas stations from random doctors like it’s divine intervention.

Ben’s obsessing over the perfect first kiss, Ricky’s suddenly doing community service for his soul by “fake dating” Grace, and Adrian’s out here playing it cool while dying inside. The fair rolls into town, and somehow everyone’s coupled up like it’s Noah’s Ark—until Amy ruins Ben’s Big Kiss Moment™ getting sick all over Ben while he is trying to have a Wild Horses moment from that movie FEAR.

Ricky still manages to come out the hero, Grace gets her make-out redemption arc, and Ben finally cashes in that kiss later—just in time for Ashley to drop the ultimate bomb: she knows. Amy’s pregnant. The secret’s out (kind of), the stakes are up, and we’re only three episodes deep.