A weekly rewatch & roast of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. We recap every episode, celebrate the horrible acting, count the number of times Molly Ringwald's character looks like she's staring at the ceiling, unpack purity-culture plot twists, 2000s nostalgia, and the revel in the most unhinged dialogue on TV. Expect scene-by-scene breakdowns, spicy takes, trivia, and media-literacy nuggets so you can love (or hate-watch) smarter. Start at S1E1 or jump to your favorite mess. Unofficial; not affiliated with ABC Family/Freeform.