I thought I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it all sky high And now, she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I, ripped my pants When Big Larry came round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget So listen and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants