Hellllooooooo Scrollers!This week, Carly is serving up two of the most hectic stories from the internet this week. First up: Who is Mr. Fantasy? (spoiler: it’s 100% KJ Apa) — and she’s here to explain why he’s suddenly TikTok’s main character. Then, she breaks down Cardi B’s courtroom victory, complete with the funniest, most chaotic moments from her testimony.

April wraps things up with her very first movie recap: the gloriously unhinged, straight-to-TV fever dream Titanic II. Yes, a nepo baby made a sequel. Yes, there’s another iceberg. And yes, the female main character is the villian.

You can watch the best moments from Cardi's testimony here.