Pete Davidson just spent $200K to remove his tattoos—how is he still everywhere? Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg is out here repping Kim K’s “lawyer era” on IG. Embarrassing or iconic? (embarrassing, definitely embarrassing) Also, Michael B. Jordan’s thumb—yes, that’s a thing now—has the internet spiraling. What’s going on? We chatted about the season 6 opener of The Kardashians -- Lam Lam made an unnecessary comeback. And finally, Tyra Mail is here! Let’s get into it.