This is part one of a three-part story about Chase's real life experiences with a star of Contemporary Christian Music. When Chase and some college friends attempt to stage a concert with a CCM star things don't go well. As Hank Hill from TV's King of the Hill once told his son Bobby, "You're not making Christianity cooler. You're making rock-n-roll worse."

This spisode sponsored by Jonas Nightingale Ministry's new service: pet exorcisms. 

This episode also sponsored by Croaksbury Books' resources for the MLK holiday which are suitable for White churches who want to be perceived like non-racists but have never read a single word MLK ever said.