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Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor
Ovary Actor
35 episodes
6 days ago
Seasons 1 & 2: Ovary Actor goes through the rules and casebook scenarios from the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). Season 3: Ovary discusses a global "Official Timeout" and introduces the WFTDA beginner curriculum. Season 4: All about rules of games! All kinds of games!
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Seasons 1 & 2: Ovary Actor goes through the rules and casebook scenarios from the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). Season 3: Ovary discusses a global "Official Timeout" and introduces the WFTDA beginner curriculum. Season 4: All about rules of games! All kinds of games!
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Roller Derby: Episode 20 - Section 5.1-5.4 - Staffing, Duties, Communication, and Assessing Penalities
Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor
25 minutes 24 seconds
5 years ago
Roller Derby: Episode 20 - Section 5.1-5.4 - Staffing, Duties, Communication, and Assessing Penalities

Oh boy! We made it to 20 episodes! yay! In this episode, Ovary talks about Officiating and staffing. She also discovers that her most recent podcast was posted with no audio! woopsie! 

You should definitely check out her instagram Ovary_Actor to see an epic apex jump.

Here's what Not So Suave has to say:
"Ovary. You should link to that epic game. that's a serious apex jump"

Okay, Suave! here's the link!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRW3njvgqf4


As Promised! Here are the lyrics to my parody of Last Kiss: 


Where oh where can my pivot be?

Take this helmet cover away from me

I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

By completing the star pass as the rules say i should

I rolled out on my skates with my jammer star

The score is neck to neck- it’s really bizarre

There on the track, straight ahead

The blocker wall is stopping me dead

I couldn’t whip, so I look to my right,

However to get to my pivot in sight?

I’m screamin' for help, I can’t get through the pack

I need my pivot to complete a star pass.

Where oh where can my pivot be?

Take this helmet cover away from me

I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

By completing the star pass as the rules say i should

We must stay up, in play, and in bounds,

The ref’s calling penalties all round,

Feeling the burn, deep in my thighs,

And somehow I found my pivot stripe,

I waved at her head, she rushed to me and said,

“Give me the cover for a little while!”

I did not throw, so I won’t ruin this,

This pivot-jammer metamorphosis.

We’re both in bounds and I know we’re both upright

And the jammer status goes to pivot tonight!

Where oh where can my pivot be?

Take this helmet cover away from me

I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

By completing the star pass as the rules say i should 

Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor
Seasons 1 & 2: Ovary Actor goes through the rules and casebook scenarios from the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). Season 3: Ovary discusses a global "Official Timeout" and introduces the WFTDA beginner curriculum. Season 4: All about rules of games! All kinds of games!