This week on Royally F%cked, we dive into the wedding drama no one asked for—but tabloids couldn’t resist. Meghan and Harry are snubbed from the ceremony, separated at the reception, and forced to endure trout, lamb, and weird seating arrangements.

Hayden reads the article. Lachlan wonders what the hell Dom Ruinart is. And together, they ask the big questions: Was Meghan actually overshadowing a Middleton? What was in that flower girl’s basket? And is it ever okay to separate couples at a wedding?

Then it’s a funny sketch and we all laugh.

(00:01:40) Lachlan guesses: nude wedding or PowerPoint presentation
(00:02:30) The real story: Meghan and Harry get split up at Pippa’s wedding
(00:03:20) Who is Pippa? (Middleton family tree time)
(00:04:00) Seating chart chaos: Royals mingle with the commoners
(00:04:50) What’s Dom Ruinart? More importantly, how do you pronounce it?
(00:05:30) The Royal Reception: trout, lamb, and vibes
(00:06:00) Meghan not allowed at the ceremony to avoid stealing Pippa’s thunder
(00:06:50) Mini bridesmaids, questionable flower baskets, and George in beige
(00:08:10) How annoyed were Harry and Meghan really?
(00:09:00) Sam Neill, Meke Federer, and the politics of wedding seating
(00:09:40) Sketch