Feel like you’re a pawn in someone else’s game? Simulation theory is becoming more widespread as a viable way to view reality, particularly in circles dominated by aspiring mental prowess or conspiracy. The bare bones essence of simulation theory is that our reality is nothing more than a computer model programmed by some advanced source of intelligence with humans as the pawns without any true free will. I find this a woefully inadequate explanation of reality, that cancels every divine aspect of being human. I detail my own thoughts on the subject in this commentary.