Alright, buckle up, Spartans! For our inaugural "Side Ops" mission, three die-hard Halo fanatics dove headfirst into the premiere episode of the Halo TV series, "Contact"... and emerged utterly bewildered (and maybe a little salty). Prepare for a torrent of passionate displeasure as we dissect everything that made us groan, question, and long for the good old days of Master Chief kicking Covenant butt without any existential angst. And yes, you better believe our favorite, eternally hilarious joke makes an appearance: The Elite Shoulder Checks the Chevy Tahoe! Consider this your audio debriefing on why three lifelong Halo fans are already side-eyeing this adaptation.